Come on, Scorpions! You are going to take whatever you find around you and use it in some crazy way to save the day! Right?

Alex

Never say never with Scorpion.

Toby

Walter: It means a sandstorm.
Cabe: What the hell is that thing?
Happy: A storm made out of sand. It's right in the name.

Well trained professionals can be wrong, not me, but other people.

Toby

When I was a kid, my penpal wanted a postcard from Hollywood. Yours wants us to clear a minefield?

Paige

Listen, I have waited for a family my whole life, and Scorpion is it. And I am about to turn my ass into a pin cushion, so I can have more family. I am not going to let you blow up our family because you are a knucklehead.

Happy

Toby: What was that for?
Happy: Jerks don't get coffee.

Sometimes I have to let you do things that will hurt. I can't always protect you, even though I want to.

Paige

Because I like you Patty and not just as a friend. You're special to me.

Ralph

Ralph: You did all that for a boy you didn't even know.
Paige: Imagine what I'd do to protect you.

We're kids who can kind of think like adults. It's a confusing time.

Ralph

All you can do is have open, honest, communication and hope for the best.

Paige

Scorpion Quotes

Sly: I could have ingested a toxin!
Ralph: Why don't you ingest an ice tea and calm down?

Toby: Low pair's a bad hand.
Happy: I'm about to smack a bad hand into your low pair.