Scorpion
Mondays 9:00 PM on CBSScorpion Quotes
Cabe: Ugly shirts, khakis, and tube socks.
Sly: What is that, your bag?
I wear bifocals to read menus. It doesn't mean I'm blind.
Cabe
Toby: This is why I never lie.
Happy: You just did, right there.
Toby: Now that you're not pregnant, you are going buck wild doing all the things you couldn't do when you thought you were pregnant. You know the Amish have a word for this. It's called Rumspringa.
Happy: I'm not 18 sowing wild oats.
I am glad we are all wearing the same shirts. It shows we are a team.
Walter
One more word out of you, and my foot and your gooty are going to have an unpleasant meeting.
Paige
Cabe: You are willing to lose Scorpion just to save face in front of me.
Walter: I embarrassed him. I'm not strong enough to withstand embarrass two fathers in one lifetime.
Walter: I didn't want you to see me play! I don't want you to see!
Cabe: Son, it's just a game.
Walter: Oh please, in the history of father and sons, it's never just a game.
This isn't about money; this it's about respect. I gave my heart and soul to Scorpion. I know I'm no brainiac, but I always thought you at least respected me. I guess I was wrong.
Cabe
Paige: Hacking a computer must be cheating.
Sly: No, just a federal crime.
Patty: I'll go steal them.
Toby: Being tardy is a mortal sin, but she has no problem stealing. Strange kid.
Florence: Way down south in the cemetery!
Ralph: Way down south in the cemetery!
Florence: That's where your team is going to be buried!
Ralph: That's where your team is going to be buried!
