Scorpion
Mondays 9:00 PM on CBSScorpion Quotes
Sly: Ralphie boy, I envy you. Look at you. Your age, spending your spring break saving the planet.
Ralph: No one parties like I do.
I love you that's why I can't lie to you. If I did, I would be denying you the opportunity to improve.
Walter
Hang on, we're seriously getting derailed by window blinds?
Paige
I can be pregnant within an hour. And if I love Toby as much as I do and I still don't know how to treat him, why would it be any different with a kid? That's why all the signs are correct because I don't have what it takes to be a mom. I'm not you, Paige.
Happy
Cabe: Doc, I'm waiting for your delivery, but nothing's happening.
Happy: Now you know how I feel.
Excuse me, sir. On behalf of the United States government, I'm commandeering your wiener dog.
Cabe
Toby: If I could just plant the seed of an idea here.
Cabe: Yeah, well, if you could plant a seed, we wouldn't be in this mess.
Look, Gretchen, you're a nice girl, but I've got one foot in the air, and I'm looking for an ass to kick.
Happy
Florence: Are you ready to get started?
Sly: Yes siree, Bob. Not that your name is Bob. I know your name is Florence.
Toby: Mush!
Walter: I'm not a dog.
This mission could finally make the Quintis duo a trio.
Cabe
I'll miss you, dopey Walter.
Paige
