Dean: Here's to young girls, getting what they had coming to them. You know what they say. "Nothing tastes as good as revenge feels"? Actually they don't say it. I just sort of made that up. But here's something they do say: "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned."

If you gave a human rat poison, they would immediately puke it all up. So not only would I have survived your attempt on my life, it would have also made me skinnier.

Chanel

Chanel #2: Also! Zero dinosaurs.
Chanel: There's no dinosaurs?
Chanel #2: No. As soon as I got there I was like, "Where are the dinosaurs?" And they were like, "We know. Jesus broke in and stole them."

Chanel #3: Chanel #2, if it's really you, use your special dead telepathy to answer a question no one knows the answer to but me. When I was two, what breakfast cereal did I accidentally breathe into my lungs and nearly die? Oh my god, it's moving.
Others: ... I... X.
Chanel: 'Dix'? You choked on 'dix'?
#3: KIX! I choked on Kix.

Why do you have NINE tampons? How big is your cooch?!

Chanel

Look you just can't let dead people get to you. They're super pissed off they're dead so they're coming from a place of anger.

Chad

My whole life I was living with a secret shame. That secret shame is that... I'm lactose-intolerant.

Chad

Hey, did you spill ketchup in the shape of an arrow on the floor?

Feather

Stephen had this old iPod thing that you plug in and it picks up music from the air.

Feather

Gigi: [Wes is] kind of the perfect guy.
Grace: And that guy deserves a girl who doesn't dress like Brenda Walsh.

Oh, I get it, hon. And I'm very touched. Not in my -- not in my head. Touched in my heart.

Gigi

Chanel #2 is screwing with me from beyond the grave!

Chanel

Scream Queens Season 1 Episode 7 Quotes

Chanel #2: Also! Zero dinosaurs.
Chanel: There's no dinosaurs?
Chanel #2: No. As soon as I got there I was like, "Where are the dinosaurs?" And they were like, "We know. Jesus broke in and stole them."

As soon as Chanel #2's parents learned that their daughter's dead body had been found, they went on a cruise to celebrate. That's how much they hated this dead bitch!

Chanel