Scream Queens Season 1 Episode 7: "Beware of Young Girls" Quotes
Dean: Here's to young girls, getting what they had coming to them. You know what they say. "Nothing tastes as good as revenge feels"? Actually they don't say it. I just sort of made that up. But here's something they do say: "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned."
If you gave a human rat poison, they would immediately puke it all up. So not only would I have survived your attempt on my life, it would have also made me skinnier.Chanel
Chanel #2: Also! Zero dinosaurs.
Chanel: There's no dinosaurs?
Chanel #2: No. As soon as I got there I was like, "Where are the dinosaurs?" And they were like, "We know. Jesus broke in and stole them."
Chanel #3: Chanel #2, if it's really you, use your special dead telepathy to answer a question no one knows the answer to but me. When I was two, what breakfast cereal did I accidentally breathe into my lungs and nearly die? Oh my god, it's moving.
Others: ... I... X.
Chanel: 'Dix'? You choked on 'dix'?
#3: KIX! I choked on Kix.
Why do you have NINE tampons? How big is your cooch?!Chanel
Look you just can't let dead people get to you. They're super pissed off they're dead so they're coming from a place of anger.Chad
My whole life I was living with a secret shame. That secret shame is that... I'm lactose-intolerant.Chad
Hey, did you spill ketchup in the shape of an arrow on the floor?Feather
Stephen had this old iPod thing that you plug in and it picks up music from the air.Feather
Gigi: [Wes is] kind of the perfect guy.
Grace: And that guy deserves a girl who doesn't dress like Brenda Walsh.
Oh, I get it, hon. And I'm very touched. Not in my -- not in my head. Touched in my heart.Gigi
Chanel #2 is screwing with me from beyond the grave!Chanel