Scream
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Deion: Marcus. Marcus Man, is this you?
Ghost Face: If I told you now, it would spoil the big twist. Where's the fun in that?
Deion: Look, it won't be fun when I rip that mask off your face and shove it up your ass.
Ghost Face: Look at you showing some spine. Too bad Shane didn't last night.
Deion: What you talking about?
Ghost Face: After Mr. Fade showed everyone who he really was, I pumped him full of drugs and now he's dead, like all your friends will be when I'm done.
Deion: Why the hell are you even doing this, man? I thought it was me you want.
Ghost Face: What I want is to find out who Deion Elliot really is, about what happened that Halloween night.
Deion: Yeah, me too.
Ghost Face: Then go back to the scene of the crime, the place you abandoned your brother.
Deion: And if I don't?
Ghost Face: Trick or treat, Deion. Your choice.
Kym: Who this?
Ghost Face: Do you like scary movies?
Kym: No, I do not because everyone in them is stupid as hell.
Ghost Face: Do you like to play games?
Kym: Look, I ain't buying what you're selling, so tell me your name, or I'm hanging up.
Ghost Face: But I want to know who you are, Kym... on the inside.
Kym: Ghost Face?
Ghost Face: See, you're good at games. Too bad we're not playing 20 questions.
Kym: We ain't playing period.
Ghost Face: Oh yes we are, the game started as soon as Avery's body hit the ground. Now, the only question is, which one of you hypocrites dies next?
Deion: I'm sorry. You good?
Kym: I'm curious. Who's wearing your jersey to the game, b-day? Other girls are asking me.
Oh great, the jock and the cheerleader. Now it's a real breakfast club.
Teacher
Becky: What are you supposed to be?
[Ghost Face looks at her.]
I'm Florence Nightingale. Aren't you supposed to trick me, or something?
[Ghost Face waves knife and proceeds to stab her in the breast. It's a fake knife. She laughs.]
Becky: Careful, paid a lot for these bad boys.
Kid: Haha, trick or treat.
Becky: Happy Halloween, punk.
Becky: Hello?
Ghost Face: Is this Nancy Gibbons?
Becky: Nope. Wrong number.
Ghost Face: Oh, sorry. Who am I speaking to?
Becky: Becky. Who's this?
Ghost Face: Are you over 18, Becky?
Becky: Barely.
Ghost Face: Good enough for me. Hey, I'm calling from your local service provider with a seasonal survey for our customers.
Becky: Oh, I'm really busy.
Ghost Face: It's just a few questions. Let's start with 'What's your favorite scary movie?'
[Becky cuts her finger as someone runs by her window.]
Becky: Look. Don't call back, okay?
Deion: Man, who is this?
Ghost Face: You don't recognize my voice? I thought we were blood.
Deion: Quit playing, we both know you ain't Marcus.
Ghost Face: The only thing we know is that you have no idea what's under my mask.
Amir: Is this seat taken?
Beth: Hey, points for the callback.
It's like the killer is combining these two legends into one brand new murder spree. I mean, call me crazy but I think we're in Freddy vs. Jason territory here.
Noah
Billie: Can I help you?
Jeremy: I hope so. We're looking for Billie, the estate's caretaker?
Billie: That'd be me. Not what you were expecting?
Noah: I was expecting crazy Ralph from Friday the 13th so nope, definitely not.
Brooke: I can't be responsible for Stavo moving across the country for me. I'm barely responsible for myself.
Audrey: You make it sound like he's a child you're gonna have to babysit.
I thought you said this was going to be a mansion. I know my mansions, this is really more of a bungalow.
Brooke