Gustavo: Will you just let me in?
Noah: Don't let him in.
Gustavo: Dude, what?
Noah: We're trying to lure the killer and you show up. I'm sorry, this is a pretty classic "don't let him in" situation, right?

Brooke: They're at the theater. They want us to stay here.
Noah: And let them go through all this alone?
Brooke: Hell no.

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Sometimes the people closest to you are the ones who keep the biggest secrets.

Gustavo

Noah: I guess I didn't think of you as the hospital visit type.
Gustavo: Don't be mad, I didn't bring flowers.

We're not going anywhere!

Eli

You know the whole, horrible, embarrassing story.

Audrey

Gustavo: Welcome home.
Brooke: Home, huh?
Gustavo: Yeah, I say we stay here forever.
Brooke: I say you're crazy.

Emma: Why did you hate me?
Audrey: You broke my heart! I loved you, okay, and you broke my heart. The worst part is, you didn't even know you were doing it.

Emma: Wait what is Noah's obsession?
Audrey: Murders, Brandon James, the Morgue? I don't know, Noah is an obsessive nerd by nature.

Killer: Don't you know the rules? Now that you and Zoe have had sex, you're both on the slasher chopping block. You know how that goes.
Noah: You need to update your genre references. That's a pretty outdated way of thinking.

Noah: These people just blindly bought into it. It's like they've never seen April Fool's Day, or the House on Haunted Hill. Accepting an invitation to a mysterious party practically ensures a grisly death.
Zoe: Isn't April Fool's Day the one where everything turns out to be a prank in the end?
Noah: Not if you've seen the alternate ending.

I'm sorry Ms. Lakewood ruined your virgin, but unfortunately that means he has to die.

Killer

Scream Quotes

Aww, you wanna come in the hot tub with me. Don't you, Sage? You can't go in the hot tub. That would be gross.

Nina

It's the time honored enforcement of the food chain. The weak are outed and then eaten.

Nina