Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12: "My Blind Date" Quotes
Mr. Davis: Hurry back. God! That guy is the worst!
Carla: Oh, be nice. He's my boyfriend.
Mr. Davis: Not for long.
Carla: Excuse me?
Mr. Davis: Please! He's been dying to run out of here since the second he came in.
Carla: Oh, he did not run out of here.
Mr. Davis: Oh, okay, I'm sorry, you're right - it wasn't running, it was, uh, fleeing, like he was being chased by a swarm of killer bees
Carla: I know something's wrong.
Turk: Nothing's wrong.
Carla: You always say nothing's wrong, then you sulk for a week and then you finally tell me.
Turk: First of all, we haven't known each other long enough for me to "always" be doing anything.
Mr. Davis: Well, I've only known you for ten minutes, and you're always hurting me
Dr. Cox: You know what they say about your first instincts.
Elliot: Yeah: You should always stick with them. Shouldn't you?
Dr. Cox: Should you?
Elliot: Should I?
Dr. Cox: "Should I?" You'll have plenty of time to think about it on the bench, because that's where you're headed
Elliot: I just don't know what to do about Dr. Cox!
J.D.: What the hell is going on, here?
Elliot: It's like, I say one thing, he says the other. I seriously can't take it anymore.
J.D.: Fine, why don't you just quit, become a lesbian, and hook up with some hot model?
Elliot: What does that have to do with anything?
J.D.: I don't know...I just thought it'd be hot
Turk: I've been doing a lot of thinking, and, you know...we're past that whole new, exciting relationship phase, and...all that's left is us. Baby, I gotta tell you: You drive me crazy. All right? You take my french fries; you-you boss me around in front of my friends-
Carla: You said strong women turn you on!