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J.D. must look after a social worker, Alex, who snuck into the hospital and winds up stuck in a MRI machine.  J.D. flirts with her while she's stuck in the MRI machine without seeing her face.  Elliot tries to gain Dr. Cox's favor in the way J.D. has.  Turk is angry at Carla when he thinks he's fallen in love with her.

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Scrubs
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12

Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 Quotes

Elliot: I just don't know what to do about Dr. Cox!
J.D.: What the hell is going on, here?
Elliot: It's like, I say one thing, he says the other. I seriously can't take it anymore.
J.D.: Fine, why don't you just quit, become a lesbian, and hook up with some hot model?
Elliot: What does that have to do with anything?
J.D.: I don't know...I just thought it'd be hot

Turk: I've been doing a lot of thinking, and, you know...we're past that whole new, exciting relationship phase, and...all that's left is us. Baby, I gotta tell you: You drive me crazy. All right? You take my french fries; you-you boss me around in front of my friends-
Carla: You said strong women turn you on!