Scrubs Season 3 Quotes
Dr. Cox: Honestly, Jordan, I have never despised anyone more.
Jordan: Oh, my God. You have a crush on her.
Dr. Cox: Who said who to what now?
J.D.: Do you have to do that here?
Danni: What? I like smoking after sex.
J.D.: And during. God, you never used to smoke!
Danni: Yeah, but back then I was pretending to be someone I thought you wanted me to be, and that didn't work. So now... I'm gonna let the real me come out.
Dr Cox: I went ahead and took a look at your little rock star's chart.
Dr. Miller: Oh, didja?
Dr. Cox: Yes, I did. And his urine output is dropping, so you should probably start him on Lasix.
Dr. Miller: You amuse me. So even though he's post-op and still technically my patient, I'm gonna pretend to consider your opinion before I walk away and do whatever I want! Hmm. No!
J.D.: She's already back with Sean.
Carla: How soon after you guys hooked up?
J.D.: About ninety seconds.
Dr. Miller: Oh, yeah. That incision's healing up nicely.
Jeff: Thanks again, Dr. Miller. I'm gonna have my band write a song about you.
Dr. Miller: Well, I'm glad I struck a chord!
Dr. Cox: Yeah, listen: While you were proving once and for all that pretty girls do not in fact need to be funny...
Dr. Miller: Okay, that's all from me, Jeff. Any other questions you might have you can direct to Dr. Cox, here. I'm sure you'll find him to be quite... something!
Dr. Cox: Ha-ha!
Carla: Aww, Bambi freeze up again?
Turk: It's not our problem, honey.
Elliot: Oh, you seem real crushed! I mean, you jumped into bed with Danni so quick you didn't have time to change the sheets!
J.D.: You know I only have one set.
Elliot: Look, J.D., can I ask you a favor?
J.D.: Could I ask you one?
Elliot: Sure, anything. What is it?
J.D.'s Narration: Damn, I don't have one.
Turk's Narration: Man, the way Dr. Miller stares makes me all itchy. What can I say to let her know I'm in control?
Turk: Have you ever slept with a black man?
Dr. Miller: Just finish the procedure please.
Turk's Narration: That's a yes! And now her mind will drift back to that wonderful day. Wait for it... And there it is.
Turk: Dr. Miller, please, feel free to drift off. Although there is a lot of bleeding.
J.D.: Dr. Reid couldn't be here today, children, so I'm here in her place.
Kid: Why're your pants so tight? Clowns have baggy pants!
J.D.: Well, Brad, I'm the type of clown that likes to wear tight pants.
Kid: But the other clown has baggy pants!
J.D.: What other clown?
Janitor: Hello, old friend.
J.D.: Janitor!
Dr. Kelso: Wow! Perry, people usually don't stop caring about what you have to say 'til after they've been here a few months! Oh, no he didn't!... That's the correct use of that phrase, right?
Dr. Miller: I don't know, sir.
Turk: Heeeey! Bry-Bry! What's the happie-haps!
Bryan: My hand is feeling really weird.
Turk: Ummm, about that...
Turk's Narration: "I made a mistake"! Just say it! I made a mistake!
Turk: I'm not really too sure on the specifics, but uh... apparently there were some complications.
Turk's Narration: Ah, ya big chicken!
