Seinfeld Quotes
How'd you know about the guy in the park?
Kramer
George: There's a bag of Pepperidge Farm cookies up there.
Jerry: What kind?
George: Milano.
Jerry: Cops eating Milanos, what kind of crazy town is this?
I can't ask them for change. They always make a face. It's like I'm asking them to donate a kidney.
George
George: We're friends of a serial killer.
Criminal: Oh, that's nice.
Jerry: Suspected serial killer, he didn't actually do it.
George: We're pretty sure he didn't do it.
Hello 911. How are ya?
Jerry
George: Kramer? What are you doing here?
Kramer: Getting something to eat.
Alrighty, so that's one tuck and one no tuck.
George
Kramer: Helene, how are you?
Helene: I haven't worked since 1934. How do you think I am?
Helene: It was sad for a Three Stooges picture, what with the dead baby and the Stooges being executed and all.
Kramer: Yeah, well that was an unusual choice for the Stooges.
I said, "Hey, Kramer, you ever kill a man?" And he says, "What do you think, junior? These hands been bathing in Ivory liquid?"
Kid
(giving a lecture) My personal acting technique is working with color. Imagining, then finding the emotional vibrational mood connected to the color. See, if you look through my scripts, you see that all my lines have a special color. So, I don't memorize language, I memorize colors. This way I can go through red, yellow, green, blue, and you have a full palette of emotions.
Kramer
(to Fred Savage) I'm not crazy. I may look weird, but I'm just like you I'm just a regular guy.
Kramer