Seinfeld Season 2 Quotes
(to Carol) Jerry has a fear of public toilets.
George
One hundred percent cotton-Dockers. If they're not Dockers, they're just pants.
Kramer
Carol: Would you like to come upstairs for coffee?George: No, thanks, I can't drink coffee late at night. It keeps me up.
"Coffee"'s not coffee, "coffee" is sex!
George
George: The light is blinking: "Come and listen to the idiot!"
Jerry: Kramer, this is Donna.
Kramer: (snaps fingers) Cotton Dockers!
Donna: I asked some friends of mine this week, and all of them liked the commercial.
Jerry: (sarcastic) Boy, I bet you got a regular Algonquin round table there.
I'm lactose intolerant. I have no tolerance for lactose and I won't stand for it!
Jerry
(to George) I don't know what your parents did to you.
Elaine
Instead of doing a wash, I just keep buying underwear. My goal is to have over 360 pair. That way I only have to do wash once a year.
George
(mocking Alton Benes) He's in the bathroom.
George
George: (singing) Master of the house, doling out the charm
(later)
Mr. Benes: (singing) Master of the house, keeper of the inn