Seinfeld Season 3 Quotes
George: (talking about getting a message from a man) What if it feels good?
Elaine: It's supposed to feel good.
George: I don't want it to feel good!
I think it moved.
George
I've shifted, this was a move!
George
It was imperceptible, but I felt it!
George
Roy: Don't mind her.Jerry: Oh please, I love her.George: I've just met her, but I'm very impressed.
I can't get a massage from a man.
George
Raymond: I used to be a flight attendant.George: Oh boy.Raymond: Ya know, why don't you open those pants, it's gonna be a lot easier that way.
Elaine: She doesn't want to hear that, that was stupid.Jerry: I know it was stupid.Elaine: Really stupid...
How can you do that to your friend! He's got a wife, kids...and a lot of other stuff! Yeee-eah...
Kramer
George: A man gave me a massage.
Jerry: So?
George: So he had his hands and, uh, he was
Jerry: He was what?
George: He was touching and rubbing.
George: What if it feels good?Elaine: It's supposed to feel good.George: I don't want it to feel good.
George: One of those kids called me a "Mary."Elaine: A what?George: I was jumping over a puddle and for some reason I went like this. They called me a "Mary." So I chased them, and I tripped and I fell.