Please. This isn't the Gap.

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Mr. Big: I've been looking all over for you - here you are. Holding a tongue.
Carrie: Well, your message said you weren't coming.
Mr. Big: I thought I said I'd try to make it for an hour.
Carrie: Well, yeah, but then you said that...
Mr. Big: What? What did I say?
Carrie: Never mind, never mind. You're here, you have an hour, let's have a drink.
Mr. Big: Well, I was outside trying to get in for 30 minutes, inside looking for you for 20 minutes so that leaves me with just enough time to tell you that I'm out of time. You have fun.

Carrie: Alright, so officially he's late.
Charlotte: Who?
Miranda: Mr. Big, who else?
Charlotte: Carrie, that's great! Is it a date?
Carrie: No he called it a "thing". He said, meet me...meet me for a drink "thing". He never used the "d" word.
Charlotte: Well, "thing" is good. I mean, "thing" comes before date.

Charlotte: I hate it when you're the only single person at a dinner party and they look at you like you're a...
Carrie: Loser!
Miranda: Leper!
Samantha: Whore!

I'm determined to make partner in this firm even if I have to be a lesbian partner.

Miranda

When someone gets married all bets are off, they become married and we become the enemy.

Miranda

Christ! When did single translate to being gay?

Miranda

I'm beginning to think I may not be the marrying kind.

Carrie

Charlotte: How did you happen to get a new boyfriend in a week?
Carrie: He's not my boyfriend, he's just somebody I'm trying on.

Everywhere I looked, people were standing in two's. It was like Noah's, upper west side rent-controlled ark.

Carrie

Samantha: You know, married women are threatened because we can have sex anytime, anywhere, and with anyone.
Carrie: We can?
Samantha: And they're afraid we're gonna have it anytime, anywhere with their husbands.
Charlotte: I would never sleep with a married man.
Smanatha: What makes you so sure you haven't? Wedding rings come off you know.

He was like the flesh and blood equivalent of a DKNY dress. You know it's not your style but it's right there, so you try it on anyway.

Carrie

Sex and the City Quotes

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx. Why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?

Carrie

(After Carrie gets off Mr. Big's car)
Carrie: Wait! Have you ever been in love?
Mr. Big: Abso-fucking-lutely.