Eric: Hey, Otis.
Otis:Um, hey.
Eric: I have been wanting to say sorry about the club night because it was awkward and not nice, and I feel terrible.
Otis: Yeah... It's fine.
Eric: And it was awk...
Otis: It's fine. Honestly. Like... It probably wasn't even my thing. But I need to tell you something. It happened that night, and I'm feeling really weird about it. Basically... me and Ruby fell asleep together. Nothing happened. But we were hangin' out all night, and we woke up in the same bed.
Eric: Oh... gosh.
Otis: Yeah.
Eric: Have you told Maeve?
Otis: Mm, no. We weren't really speaking when it happened. And... I know it didn't mean anything, but I need to tell her. But her fսcking mum's just died. So, I don't know. It's, like, the wrong... time.
Eric: Mmm... mmm... Well, the longer you leave that, the more of a secret it's gonna feel.

Eric: So, I have had an idea, and you can totally say no.
Abbi: Try me.
Eric: Okay, well, you know the other day at the soup kitchen?
Abbi: Yeah.
Eric: I wasn't supposed to go, obviously. But I feel like I was led there. And this is silly. This is silly. This...
Abbi: No, don't worry. I do get it. Go on.
Eric: Okay, well, I then found out that its funding has been cut, and it just all felt like it was supposed to be or something. And I was wondering whether we could use the fundraiser for that.
Abbi: Roman might take a bit of persuading.
Eric: Yeah.
Abbi: But queer people holding out an olive branch to the church? I feel it's givin' "We are gay Jesus."
Eric: We are... We totally are gay Jesus.

Jackson: Well, yeah. My parents don't talk about donor stuff, you know, like, ever. They made me this book when I was a kid. That was the end of the conversation. But I wanna know, you know, like... where I come from.
Viv: Are you gonna try and tell your parents that you're doing this?
Jackson: Yeah, I will at some point.
Viv: Jackson, you have to tell them.
Jackson: Yeah, I will.

Anna: Morning. I'm taking Elsie to school. Are you guys going to college? It's been three days. So unless your parents tell me it's okay, I think you need to go.
Aimee: Yeah, my mum's been asking, but rock 'n' roll. I don't care. I'm not scared.
Otis: I can take another day. It'll be fine.
Maeve: Yeah. No, no, no. I'm gonna go to the funeral home with Sean today, so you two should go back to college.
Aimee: Okay, I am actually really scared. I'll go get ready.

Aimee: Hi.
Sean: Hi. Um... I'm gonna head off, uh, but Maeve's still in there. She's just finishing her crossword.
Aimee: Okay. Is everythin' all right?
Sean: No, not really. My mum died.
Otis: Fսck.
Aimee: Oh my God, Sean. I'm so sorry. Should we go and get Maeve?
Sean: Um... I wouldn't. I'd just let her do her thing.
Aimee: Do you wanna sit with us?
Sean: Uh... No.

Sean: Do you think it's weird if I finish the sweets? She's hardly gonna need them now, is she? Can no one take a joke anymore?
Maeve: Do you remember when Uncle Pat died?
Sean: Um... Yeah, kinda. His funeral was the first time I had beer.
Maeve: You were eight.
Sean: Yeah. Uncle Pat's girlfriend gave it to me. Now she could take a joke.
Maeve: I remember seeing him dead. He didn't look like himself. After that, I couldn't remember what alive Uncle Pat looked like. I don't think I can see Mum like that. If that's okay.
Sean: Yeah.

Cal: Are Aries supposed to be compatible together?
Aisha: Hmm. Big fights, but very good make-up sеx.
Cal: Whoa!

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Teen

Otis: My phone's out of battery, and my mum's gonna be worried, so I...
Ruby: Charge it here, and then I could give you a lift home?
Otis: Uh... I'd really better go.
Ruby: Look, let's meet up tomorrow morning and work out next steps. And I think you should talk to Maeve. Just let her know that you're feeling left behind.
Otis: I will. Thanks for everything.

Stupid, long piece of fսcking piece of fabric. shit!

Jean

Otis: Hey. Sorry, my phone was out of battery. Um, Maeve, I'm really sorry we fought. And I said some stupid things. And I should have been more supportive. You were right. I... I was being...
Maeve: Otis, it doesn't matter. I'm going to the airport. My mum's in hospital. She's had an оvеrdоsе. It's serious. I'm coming home.

Sharon: I'm assuming you ride?
Adam: Yep. I, uh... I ride bikes. Horses. Thought I'd be looking after dogs. It said on the application there was kennels.
Sharon: No. No, you'll mainly be teaching children how to ride horses. You do ride? Adam: Absolutely.

Sex Education Quotes

Boy: They're not still going on about Sex School, are they?
Maeve: Mm. It's as if no one in this town's had sex before.

Host: She wrote this book in response to working on campus at Moordale Secondary, which got some pretty bad press recently following a chlamydia outbreak, and the performance of a so-called Sex Musical. So, Dr. Milburn, tell us about the book.
Jean: Well, I was shocked at the ineptitude of the SRE curriculum in schools, and so I created this easy to read manual to help empower our teenagers, and their parents, as they become sexually active young adults.
Host: Sounds a bit racy.
Jean: Well, if by racy, you mean highly researched and completely essential to the health and wellbeing of our children, then, yes, I suppose it is.