Sex Education
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Why am I feeling like I can't breathe?
Jean
Maureen: You okay?
Jean: Jakob is building a treehouse.
Maureen: Pardon?
Jean: He's building a treehouse for the baby, which is really lovely, right?
Cal: Hey.
Jackson: I've been looking all over for you.
Cal: Huh?
Jackson: Um, do you want to talk about it?
Cal: Nope.
Here are some of the students currently attending what has been dubbed the Sex School?
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Teacher: Why is there a goat on campus?
Aimee: It's mine and Steve's commitment animal.
Teach: Oh, you didn't think of a hamster?
Girl #1: What's Adam Groff doing back here?
Girl #2: I heard his mom bribed the school to let him back in.
Girl #3: And he's gay now, right?
Alright, new kid. What is that on your face?
Adam
Adam, you fucking idiot. Fuck.
Eric
Eric: What is it you want to say to me?
Otis: I think you need to be careful.
Eric: And I think you need to make more of an effort with him.
Otis: Okay, I will.
Eric: Oatcake, what's on your face?
Otis: It's a mustache. I've been growing it all summer but somebody has been too busy having sex with their new boyfriend to notice.
Eric: Uh, I was hoping it was just a phase, and Adam and I aren't having sex-sex. We are just having handjobs and stuff.
Otis: That is sex. Virginity is a construct.
Eric: Yes, I know, but I really want to go all the way.
Aimee: Sorry love.
Maeve: Aimes.
Aimee: You Okay?
Woman: No!
Aimee: Yeah, let's try that again, shall we?
Maeve: Who's this?
Aimee: Maeve, that's Steve.
Maeve: No, Aimee, the goat.
Aimee: Oh, she's our commitment animal. Apparently, pets bring couples closer together.
Steve: We didn't think about who was going to look after her when we were at school.
