Shameless Season 9 Episode 4: "Do Right, Vote White!" Quotes
Liam: I'm not feeling so good. I think I'm coming down with something.
Lip: Buddy, it's not happening. You're going to school. Go.
Liam: It's a waste of time. I'm not learning anything. Could you just homeschool me?
Lip: Hey, Carl. How much longer are those dogs going to be dying down there?
Carl: It's in God's hands now.
Lip: Well, tell God to hurry the fuck up, alright? The whole house stinks.
Carl: I'm providing an essential service for below the poverty line animal lovers while racking up on community service hours for my Westpoint application.
Frank: Military service is for losers.
Lip: Spoken like a true patriot.
Frank: Just like her mother, ready to spread her legs for a any guy with a wallet chain and a flaming skull tattoo.
Lip: Still father of the year, Frank.