Shameless
Sundays 9:00 PM on ShowtimeShameless Season 1 Quotes
Those terrapins were a parting gift from this Skidmore chick who sucked me off like I had diamonds buried in the bottom of my ballsack.
Principal
I am not a religious man, but every now and then, a child comes along who makes me believe in the existence of Satan.
Principal
Hey Mickey, why don't you steal from a neighborhood you don't live in? Have some civic pride.
Ian
That is a paper mache pile of shit.
Teacher
Fiona: Text ya later?
Steve: Make it dirty.
Keep laughing, or I will slit your throat in your sleep.
Karen
Brush your teeth, I wanna play.
Fiona
Tourettes coupled with bipolar disorder and a drinking problem, he's a shrink's wet dream.
Veronica
Is that like a sibling brother? Or like a black guy brother.
Lip
That's the problem, there should only be two testicles invited to this party.
Doctor
Other than the presents and the booze, can you tell me three good reasons we should get married?
Veronica
Here's the happy couple, Kevin and Veronica, may you always have two testicles between you. L'Chiam!
Frank
