Shameless
Sundays 9:00 PM on ShowtimeShameless Season 3 Quotes
Abraham: Excuse me do you know where I'd be able to find Frank Gallagher?
Kev: Best bet, nearest jail or gutter.
I have red hair freckles and crooked teeth. No need for any more character.
Debbie
Everytime she pees on the stick it's bad news and then I get depressed thinking about my husband banging my mom cause we selfishly wanna have a baby with some of our DNA.
V
Debs I need at least one person in this family to not turn cynical and my money's been on you.
Lip
You saw what I did here. I'm your new rainmaker.
Frank
If the kind of sex we're having is what offends the most, they should just let us get married, cause anyone who's been married knows that the sex is downhill from there.
Frank
Big toe is throbbing like blue balls that no blowjob can ever fix.
Frank
She's a skanky, manipulative, little bitch and you should unfriend her.
Mandy
The porn at my desk it wasn't really porn. It was pictures of penises, but it was from a circumcision website, see friends of mine are trying for a baby, and I had said a thing about how they should circumcise their babies that girls would be more likely to wanna - with their mouth - not on the baby of course, when he's a grownup.
Fiona
Sheila, I've seen crazy and I've seen bad for kids. You aren't either of those things you're super nice.
Debbie
Mickey: What'd ya hit?
Mandy: A girl at school.
Mickey: Don't forget to check for hair behind the grill.
I realize you've had sketchy parental role models okay, but as your newly appointed guardian can we agree that offing people is not cool, can we get on the same page with that?
Fiona [to Carl]
