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You know, being guardian doesn't make you super mom.
Lip

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Added: March 10, 2013

That turned me off, periscope down.
Kev

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Added: March 10, 2013

I'm sorry but no one speaking English as a first language should be doing this job.
Jimmy

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Added: March 10, 2013

Is Lip getting serious about Mandy Skank-o-vich?
V

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Added: March 10, 2013

I want normal people problems.
Fiona

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Added: March 10, 2013

In her day your great aunt was a legendary pole smoker.
Frank

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Added: March 10, 2013

Jody when you tried to get me to be intimate with three of your friends, it made me feel sad.
Sheila

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Added: March 03, 2013

So thanks to me, you've been pistol whipped and shot in the ass.
Ian

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Added: March 03, 2013

Alcohol is a gift.
Frank

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Added: March 03, 2013

All I'm gonna be thinking about while you choke me out is how much I love you.
Jody

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Added: March 03, 2013

If I had a dime for everytime I heard you say that I'd have one dime.
Kev

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Added: March 03, 2013