When you grow up in this house you think nothing could shock you anymore but then...what is it with men and their Johnsons?

Fiona

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• Added: January 25, 2013

So the ghetto girl thinks she can live the American Dream, huh?

Lip [to Fiona]

• Permalink: So the ghetto girl thinks she can live the American Dream, huh?
• Added: January 20, 2013

When you're poor, the only way to make money is to steal it or scam it.

Lip

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• Added: January 20, 2013

You get along a lot better with a weapon and a kind word than a kind word alone.

Frank [to Debbie]

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• Added: January 20, 2013

Did I cut these too short? My balls are hanging out.

Frank

• Permalink: Did I cut these too short? My balls are hanging out.
• Added: January 20, 2013

You're like our maid now.

Carl [to Jimmy]

• Permalink: You're like our maid now.
• Added: January 20, 2013

If I don't invest in myself, no one else will.

Fiona

• Permalink: If I don't invest in myself, no one else will.
• Added: January 20, 2013

Hey you're Fiona Gallagher you can do anything you set your mind to, you got your GED, you've been raising a family of 6 since you were 15 years old. You're a rockstar and Meg's a frigid bitch.

V

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• Added: January 13, 2013

Do I look like I've got a Costco card?

Frank

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• Added: January 13, 2013

Get your ass up you goddamn ponytail Fabio motherfucker.

Sheila

• Permalink: Get your ass up you goddamn ponytail Fabio motherf**ker.
• Added: January 13, 2013

Debbie: 137 days.
Fiona: When I was 9 he was gone for a year. He always comes back.

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• Added: January 13, 2013