Shameless
Sundays 9:00 PM on ShowtimeShameless Season 3 Quotes
The whole my dad is gay for your brother thing has thrown me for a loop.
Jimmy
When you feel a full chub poking you in the back, the meaning's pretty clear!
Lip
Frank: Giving or receiving?
Jody: Never receiving, always destroying.
Doing things you don't wanna do is how you make a relationship work.
Frank
Carl: What's that smell?
Counselor: Fresh air.
Challenges foster growth!
Frank
I just wish you'd given me a heads up before I went with the whole whore thing. I don't want our kids first impression of you to be that you're a whore.
Kev
I know school was never you thing, but you've never been dumb.
Fiona [to Kev]
Asking him to pick me over them is asking me to change the thing I loved the most.
V
He snapped it falling in the bathtub falling like an old Florida jew.
V
She is a crazy bitch and not crazy bitch like you're a crazy bitch "oh bitch you're so crazy," no she once tried to beat me to death with a frozen bitch because I asked if there was more broccoli.
Kevin
Kick ass, take names...and don't blow anyone.
Jimmy
