Nobody takes my fucking granddaughter.

Monica

• Permalink: Nobody takes my fucking granddaughter.
• Added: November 27, 2016

Liam: Who are you?
Monica: I'm Monica. I'm mom.

• Permalink: I'm Monica. I'm mom.
• Added: November 27, 2016

I'm a good mom. I would never do half the shit that you've done to us. Why are you even here?

Debbie

• Permalink: I'm a good mom. I would never do half the shit that you've done to us. Why are you even here?
• Added: November 27, 2016

Deb, oh my God. You're a woman.

Monica

• Permalink: Deb, oh my God. You're a woman.
• Added: November 27, 2016

Monica: Do you wanna talk for a minute?
Fiona: Nope.

• Permalink: talk?
• Added: November 27, 2016

Monica: At least turn around and look at me.
Frank: Go fuck yourself.

• Permalink: Go and fuck yourself.
• Added: November 27, 2016

Monica: Frank, it's me baby.
Frank: Great.

• Permalink: Back!
• Added: November 27, 2016

Veronica: Don't you think you should have asked me before giving out free drinks?
Kevin: Well, it's not like you or Svetlana consulted with me about the van.

• Permalink: Well, it's not like you or Svetlana consulted with me about the van.
• Added: November 20, 2016

Fuck you, Frank!

Ian

• Permalink: Fuck you, Frank!
• Added: November 20, 2016

This house has been weird recently.

Ian

• Permalink: This house has been weird recently.
• Added: November 20, 2016

Sierra: I'll see you tomorrow.
Lip: Yeah, you'll see me tomorrow because I'm gonna be waking up next to you.

• Permalink: Yeah, you'll see me tomorrow because I'm gonna be waking up next to you.
• Added: November 13, 2016

Wait, we're going to leave an angry Russian with a hard on in our bedroom?

Kevin

• Permalink: Wait, we're going to leave an angry Russian with a hard on in our bedroom?
• Added: November 13, 2016