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The past 10 years I've taken care of every single Gallagher -- except one. I'm done.
Fiona

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Added: October 23, 2016

I am kept woman. You want good life, find someone to keep you.
Svetlana

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Added: October 23, 2016

I can make sure that we do our drugs and beat each other up indoors -- just like the rest of of you folks.
Frank

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Added: October 23, 2016

Carl: Luthor, what's up?
Luthor: What's up is you gave my daughter gonorrhoea you little shit.

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Added: October 16, 2016

Who do I give a BJ to around here to get a meal?
New Fiona

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Added: October 16, 2016

New Fiona: Bitch.
Frank: You tell them, New Fiona.
Fiona: That's new Fiona?

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Added: October 16, 2016

Frank: God is handing me a do-over. New Ian, new Lip, new Debbie.
New Debbie: I'm a boy.
Frank: You need a haircut, Debs.

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Added: October 16, 2016

I am just as likely as anyone of this family to make something of myself.
Fiona

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Added: October 16, 2016

Lip: Yo Fi, pickaxe or sledgehammer.
Fiona: Sledgehammer.

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Added: October 09, 2016

I'd have to care for it to be a Sean rebound thing.
Fiona

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Added: October 09, 2016

Fiona: What time is it?
Veronica: Not as early as you ringing my doorbell last night.

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Added: October 09, 2016