This goes without saying, but in your version of events, make sure your perp is not headless.

Irving

Ichabod: My ears shall remain eternally open to you admonition.
Abbie: I don't know what the hell that means. Just say yes.

No, my death saved your soul. Only you chose to see it as regret.

Arthur Bernard

Ichabod: And through these centuries against the impossibilities that we would find each other, we did.
Abbie: How can you be so calm about it?
Ichabod: I'm terrified.

To ensure he never rides again, my life he must end. It's the only way.

Ichabod

Irving: It's called a Vine, but it has absolutely nothing to do with shrubbery.
Macey: Yep. It's a video. Six seconds long.
Irving: Like YouTube?
Macey: No. YouTube videos are like three minutes long. No one has time for that.
Irving: Yeah. I'm having a dad moment. Thanks.

Ichabod: Mistletoe.
Abbie: That you recognize.
Ichabod: An enduring tradition, to the imminent peril of all the pretty housemaids.

The next time you see that witch in a dream, tell her to be more specific. I mean, her husband's about to be a dead man.

Jenny

If God has a plan, then who's it for -- me or him?

Irving

If Jeremy married and had three children, the average at the time, then we compound that number over eight generations... I could have as many as 6,000 offspring.

Ichabod

I told you. The closer he is to death, the shorter distance it is to travel.

Henry

Abbie: My ancestor brought your son into this world.
Ichabod: Quite heroically. I see the family resemblence. It seems that you and I, our paths were entwined from the very start.

Sleepy Hollow Quotes

Abbie: Who is he? When's the last time you saw him?
Ichabod: When I cut off his head.

Police Detective: Do you admit to cutting off his head, yes or no?
Ichabod: Nooo. First I shot him, then he rose back up. Cutting off his head seemed the next logical step.