Chloe: Principal Kwan thinks that I need to get more in touch with the pulse of the student body so I've decided to do a poll. Now, if you would both please do your statistical duty...
Pete: I'd go over and make out with that girl right now...
Chloe: You know, every answer I've gotten so far has been either sex or violence-related.
Pete: That's human nature, Chloe.

I know you want me, Clark. Stop holding back. Come on, you're not made of steel... or are you?


Chloe: It's a first hand account of Smallville's first mystery. In 1871 the whole settlement went postal before they even had a post office.
Pete: Nice to know Smallville was still whack even before the meteors got here.

Chloe: So she just stripped down right in front of you? Lana Lang in all her glory...
Clark: Most of her glory.
Chloe: Well, at least you'll have a nice picture to daydream about in Saturday detention.

What about you, Clark - what's your deepest desire? And remember, lets keep it PG-13.


Dr. Hamilton: Remember, Lex, you're the one opening Pandora's Box.
Lex: I'm just the key, Dr. Hamilton.

Clark: Ever since Whitney's father's been in the hospital, there's been a no-fly zone on Lana.
Chloe: You know, Clark, there are other girls out there that don't require crossing an emotional minefield.

Lex: Pete, I'm going to reach in there and get that book. If you want to shoot me... go ahead.
Pete: No problem.

Lana: I just wish I could remember what happened. Sounds like I got a little out of control there.
Clark: You spoke your mind and you did what you wanted. Kind of an alpha Lana.
Lana: I couldn't believe what I was wearing.
Clark: I kinda liked it.

(after catching his parents "counter macking") I did not need to see that!


Lana: You think too much, Clark.
Clark: Right now I'm thinking this doesn't seem like you.
Lana: Or maybe... (undresses) ...I'm more me than ever.

Body parts in boxes and poisoned cows... this isn't normal!


Smallville Season 1 Quotes

Pete: Statistical fact: If Clark moved any slower he'd be extinct.

Jonathan: I know this has gotta be really hard for you. But you gotta just hang in there like we promised.
Clark: I'm sick of "hanging in there." All I want to do is go through high school without being a total loser.