South Park Season 16 Episode 13: "A Scause for Applause" Quotes
Vengeance is mine!Jesus
There are green scauses for recycling, blue scauses for kitties, and pink scauses that focus on nothing but titties!P.F. Pityef
Jesus Asterisk Christ, Stan! People are feeling really cheated by this!Cartman
Butters: I asked preacher, what about the New Testament? And he says well you still should ought to read it, but you gonna need to put an asterisk next to Jesus' name when ever it comes up!
Cartman: So weak, dude. Dark times, brah. Dark times.
I know people that paid ten bucks for those braclets. I bet they feel pretty stupid now.Randy
Priests and bishops have been working overtime to remove Jesus from the record books and The Last Supper.News Anchor
Jesus did not suffer for our sins, he was in fact very high.Drug Investigator
You know I spent five bucks on that stupid thing?Cartman
I don't know what to believe in any more, mmkay!Mr. Mackey