South Park Season 16 Episode 9: "Raising the Bar" Quotes
Kyle: How can you sit there and collect money on a show about a fat child killing himself? Where's your sense of shame?
Token: I can remember exactly where I was the first time I saw Honey Boo Boo. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. A shameful, fat family eating white-trash food, to their deaths? And then I saw what network it was on: The Learning Channel. If they can feel okay about that, why can't I?
James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron!James Cameron
Kyle: I've been thinking. How did shamelessness get to this? Did it start with fat people on scooters? Or did it start way before that? And then I started thinking: maybe it was us. I don't know, but maybe somehow we lowered the bar, a long time ago, And now we're all sitting here, in the stink of it all. There's no going back, Stan.
I just hope when she does her pageants, the judges don't take away points because she's got a pig heart.Honey Boo Boo's Mom
This is where the bar was just a few years ago. It was lowered here when President Clinton got a blowjob in the oval office, and suddenly men who were just getting blowjobs in alleyways thought they weren't all that bad.James Cameron
Token: Kyle, I'm trying to make compelling television.
Kyle: You got Randy Newman to do the theme song, you're not trying that hard.
Then how do you explain all the fat people on mobility scooters? How do you account for...Honey Boo Boo? The bar has been lowered to depths we can't even fathom. If anyone can go down there and raise it back, it's me.James Cameron
My name's Honey Boo Boo, and I'm a beauty queen, bitches!Honey Boo Boo
I may be fat, but I'm not Honey Boo Boo!Cartman
This is exactly what Adele is talking about! Our culture celebrates aneorexia, and makes us ashamed that we don't have slim stomachs, and perky little tits like Kyle!Cartman