Butters I don't have time for this. I can't wait if your wiener is pulling a scared turtle.

Cartman

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• Added: May 20, 2011

Randy: Sometimes a man can feel like how long his penis is is actually important but is it? When you boys measured your penis length the truth is it doesn't really matter. What does matter is: length times diameter plus weight over girth divided by angle of the tip squared. [((l x d) (w / g))/∠αt^2]

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• Added: May 20, 2011

Is the team standing by to fuck that little boy Kyle?

• Permalink: Is the team standing by to f**k that little boy Kyle?
• Added: May 19, 2011

And we want our moms to stop tripping because bitches be tripping all the time!

Randy

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• Added: May 19, 2011

No, dude, fuck you, we're burning this shit.

Randy

• Permalink: No, dude, f**k you, we're burning this s**t.
• Added: May 19, 2011