We got crappy jewelry, now all we need are some old people.

Cartman

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• Added: March 22, 2012

You may suck our collective balls, sir.

Cartman

• Permalink: You may suck our collective balls, sir.
• Added: March 22, 2012

You should be saving it for when you die. That's our money.

Randy

• Permalink: You should be saving it for when you die. That's our money.
• Added: March 22, 2012

You can always sue somebody.

Lawyer

• Permalink: You can always sue somebody.
• Added: March 14, 2012

Toilet time is the last bastion of American freedom.

Cartman

• Permalink: Toilet time is the last bastion of American freedom.
• Added: March 14, 2012

I warn you boys. A sue-ance can be very expensive.

Lawyer

• Permalink: I warn you boys. A sue-ance can be very expensive.
• Added: March 14, 2012