South Park
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on Comedy CentralSouth Park Season 4 Quotes
(Randy breaks it to the quintuplets that their grandma died)
Randy: Everyone who has a grandma, step forward.
(Stan, Cartman, Kenny and quintuplets step forward)
Randy: Not so fast, girls.
We've reached fag factor 5, captain.
Cartman
Grandpa Marsh: That grandma's quite a nice piece of ass.
Randy: Ew, dad! Not in front of Stanley.
(Pulls out an automatic) Hello girls! I'm the easter bunny!
Janet Reno
Stan: I'm tired Grandpa.
Grandpa: No Billy, you're gonna stay here and watch more McGyver, we gotta get all the Frenchy-poo fag nasties outta ya.
Randy: Looks like she had a heart attack in the middle of the night.
Grandpa Marsh: Oh, no wonder she didn't say 'Good night'.
Randy: Ew!
Grandpa: Why the hell do you wanna take these boys to see that fufu French theater crap? You're gonna turn them into poofders!
Sharon: Dad, Stanley needs to see the arts!
Grandpa Marsh: Well he doesn't need to see a bunch of frogs prance around in tights and makeup wrapping their peckers around each other's faces!
Close your eyes and cover your ears Billy! Remember you're a man!
Grandpa Marsh
Oh God that was so funny. Aw man, somebody stop my guts from bursting out of my sides!
Cartman
Kyle: Dude how long does this thing last?
Stan: Two hours.
(the boys groan)
Kyle: Do you guys all think alike?
Quintuplets: (At the same time) No. Of course not. Don't be ridiculous.
Stan: Damn, dude, do you see how much money this place is raking in?
Cartman: Yeah. I could prance around in tights and sing opera too, for that kind of cash.
