Star Trek: Lower Decks
Thursdays on Paramount+Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 3 Episode 2: "The Least Dangerous Game" Quotes
Ransom: We have a mission briefing. I expect you to be early.
Mariner: It doesn’t start for an hour!
Ransom: I know. You’re almost late for being early. Move it!
Boimler: No matter how careful I am, no matter how hard I try, I feel like I’m going to be an ensign for the rest of my life.
Tendi: Again, if planning and trying aren’t working, maybe don’t do that.
Starfleet isn’t all about being fed fruit by erotic aliens with slightly different nose ridges. Sometimes you gotta get your hands dirty.
Ransom
Kranch: There are only three types of prey. You are the first type, immobilized by your fear. The second type scurries away to hide, delaying the inevitable.
Boimler: Um, what’s the third kind?
Kranch: The third is a winged lizard-type creature that doesn’t really apply to you.
You were excellent prey. But I do have notes.
Kranch
Ransom: Woo, they weren’t lying. This did get complicated.
Mariner: Wow, psychic baby, evil computer, AND a volcano? You guys ever hear of overkill?
Volcanic Lord Morgo: It provides a system of checks and balances.
Mandrik, Psychic Baby Leader: How dare you question our method of governance? Throw them in the volcano!
Co-Leader 355, Sentient Computer: Beep. Beep. Beep.
Rutherford: How’s the shoulder?
Boimler: Dr. T’ana says it’ll probably always feel a little off but it’s fine.
Tendi: Sorry. I kind of feel responsible since I was the one who told you to go against your plans.
Boimler: All those years of trying too hard never got me half the recognition that I got today.
Mariner: Plus nerve damage.
Boimler: Old Boimler was into moderation. Bold Boimler’s into boldness. I confidently enter the bar and demand bloodwine. [rolls dice]
Martok: The bartender rips your arm off and kills you with it. It is not an honorable death since technically you have died by your own hand.
Boimler: Ah, whatever. I’m still gonna be bold.
