Cameron: Why shoot off his finger?
Linus: Maybe the killer was trying to make a point [everyone groans]. No pun intended.

This must be what Beyonce feels like after she drops a secret album.

Camille

I could use some support now, okay? Not attitude.

Cameron

A plastic surgery place in Beverly Hills without patients is like Arkham without inmates.

Cameron

Fisher: Is she dead?
Camille: I'm not sure how to answer that.

Two real women wanted him dead, but the fake one is the one that killed him? You really can't make this stuff up.

Kirsten

On a very special episode of the stitch lab gone wild.

Camille

Kirsten: Is it too soon? Us doing the whole sister routine?
Ivy: Maybe. But I like it.
Kirsten: So do I.

Linus: What do you have to lose?
Camille: I don't know. It takes me a moment to trust people.
Linus: Everyone deserves to be trusted until proven otherwise.
Camille: That sounds like a horrible policy.
Linus: It is. Unless it isn't.

Thank God you're here. What did you bring me for breakfast?

Camille

Cameron: There you are.
Kirsten: Miss me?
Cameron: I missed running tests on you.
Kirsten: Best boyfriend ever.

Amanda: You must be Camille from the NSA. I hear you're snarky.
Camille: What does that make you? Grumpy? Dopey?
Amanda: Doc.

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Kirsten: how long have I been in this room?
Maggie: Answer the question.
Kirsten: I'm trying to. How long have I been in this room?
Maggie: Guess.
Kirsten: An hour?
Maggie: One minute. [smiling and leaning in] You really don't know, do you?
Kirsten: I have this condition, it's called temporal dysplasia. I have no time perception.
Maggie: I've read about this condition. I thought it was made up.
Kirsten: I wish, cause then you could unmake it up; it really sucks. I use memory, logic and math to approximate time difference, but I don't know what time feels like.

Kristen: Why is he here? Are you guys coroners?
Cameron: No. He's here to share his memories with us.
Kirsten: But he's dead.
Cameron: Hmm. Fun fact: After death, consciousness lingers for 30 seconds. After that, 10 minutes and the brain starts to degrade. If we get a sample in here fast enough, we can start a protocol that will slow down further deterioration for days.
Kirsten: Sample? You mean corpse?
Cameron: Tomato/Tamato.
Kirsten: You're getting this guys dead, deteriorating brain to talk to you? How?
Cameron: By inserting a living consciousness into those memories. We call it stitching.
Kirsten: That's impossible.
Cameron: Is that so, doctor I've never studied neuroscience unlike Cameron. The brain is a bioelectrical device with emphasis on electrical. Even after death the wiring, the synapses are all still in there, for a while anyway, and that means so are the memories, but it takes a living consciousness to access them and interpret them and that's where you come in.