All right, everyone. This next song is dedicated to Jane, the local snitch.

DJ

Will: Hey, Mike. How you doing?
Mike: Yeah, good, man. Great. Uh, what's that?
Will: Um, it's nothing. Just this painting I've been working on.
Mike: Cool.
Argyle: That's a rad shirt, man. Ocean Pacific?
Jonathan: Oh, hey, Mike. This is, uh, my friend Argyle.
Mike: Oh. Hey.
Argyle: Oh no, no, no. No, it's a shitty knockoff. Yeah.

Mike: Oh, careful, careful, careful. You're squishing your present. It's a gift. I, uh... I handpicked those for you in Hawkins. I know you like yellow, but now I'm realizing it's too much yellow. I know you also like purple, so I got purple as well. So I kinda did, like, a 70/30 split kinda thing.
Eleven: They're perfect. Thank you.

Max: What is this?
Lucas: A ticket to the game. I know you never want to go to my games, but this one is kind of a big deal.
Max: A big deal? Lucas, you really care about this?
Lucas: Yeah, I... I do. Maybe you should find something you care about too.
Max: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Lucas: You're just... It's... It's like you're not even here anymore. It's... It's like you're a ghost or something.
Max: A ghost? Really?
Lucas: Max, I know something's wrong.
Max: Yeah, right.

Nancy: The hell are you doing? It's ten after.
Mike: Oh, shit. shit!
Nancy: Thirty seconds or I'm leaving without you, okay? Thirty seconds.
Mike: Okay, I have to find my pants.

All right. Hold on to your butts, brochachos.

Argyle

I can send you a previous edition as a loaner to see if you like the product before committing to purchasing it...

Joyce

Dear Mike, Today is day 185. Feels more like ten years. Joyce says time is funny like that. Emotions can make it speed up or slow down. We are all time travelers if you think about it. For example, this week is going very fast. I think because I am so busy. I have to make something called a visual aid. I hope Mrs. Gracey will give me an A.

Eleven

This plan is way better. If I knew Steve could knock out a Russian that would've been our plan in the first place.

Dustin

Dude, you won a fight.

Dustin

I don't care about Tina or Uncle Jack's party! Your mom's not gonna be able to find us if we're dead in a Russian elevator!

Dustin

He's a child murderer!

Hopper

Stranger Things Quotes

Nancy: What the hell are you doing?
Mike: I'll pay you back!

Dusty: Son of a bitch! Son of a bitch! Another stupid penny.
Mother: Dusty! Watch it, you almost hit Mews.