Hey, Lard-ass. No running on my watch! I gotta warn you again, and you're banned for life. You wanna be banned for life, lard-ass?

Billie

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• Added: July 03, 2019

Dustin: This is Gold Leader returning to base. Do you copy? Over. This is Gold Leader returning to base. Do you copy? Over. I repeat: This is Gold Leader returning to base. Do you copy? Over. I repeat: This is goddamm Gold Leader---
Dustin's Mom: Dusty!
Dustin: What?
Dustin: Relax! For goodness' sake!
Dustin: I'm in range. They should be answering.
Dustin's Mom: You've been away a whole month, honeybun. Maybe they just... forgot.

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• Added: July 03, 2019

Mike: See Lucas, we made it.
Lucas: We missed the previews.
Max: Still made it, Fart Face.

• Permalink: Still made it, Fart Face.
• Added: July 03, 2019

Steve: I swear if anybody here's about this--
All: We're dead.

• Permalink: We're dead.
• Added: July 03, 2019

Robin: Hey Dingus? Your children are here.
Steve: Again? Seriously?

• Permalink: Again? Seriously?
• Added: July 03, 2019

Woman: Watch it.
Erica: Yeah, watch it, nerds.
Lucas: Isn't it past your bedtime?
Erica: Isn't it time you died?
Lucas: Psycho.
Erica: Butthead.
Lucas: Mall Rat.
Erica: Fart Face!

• Permalink: Fart Face!
• Added: July 03, 2019

Mike: Oh, my god. That was priceless. Did you see his face?
Eleven: It was like a tomato.
Mike: Yeah, a fat tomato.
Eleven: Yeah, a fat tomato.
Mike: I know. Me too. But I'll see you tomorrow, all right? First thing.
Eleven: Tomorrow.

• Permalink: Tomorrow.
• Added: July 03, 2019

Man: Comrade-General, we are close. You can see. You can see our progress. We just need more ti--.
[COMRADE GENERAL walks over to Alexi as one of his men grabs the man.]
Comrade-General: You have one year.
Alexi: Yes, Comrade-General.

• Permalink: Yes, Comrade-General.
• Added: July 03, 2019

Mike: Do you want to dance?
Eleven: I don’t know how.
Mike: I don’t either. Do you want to figure it out?

• Permalink: I don’t either. Do you want to figure it out?
• Added: November 16, 2017

Eleven, Doc Owens. Doc Owens, Eleven. She’s been staying with me for about a year, and she is about to save our asses. Maybe when this is all said and done, maybe you could help her out too, you know? Maybe you could help her lead a normal life, one where she’s not poked and prodded and treated like some kind of lab rat. I don’t know. It’s just a thought.

Hopper

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• Added: November 16, 2017

Hey, buddy, shhh! It’s okay! You put up a good fight!

Dustin

• Permalink: Hey, buddy, shhh! It’s okay! You put up a good fight!
• Added: November 16, 2017

I never gave up on you. I called you every night.

Mike

• Permalink: I never gave up on you. I called you every night.
• Added: November 16, 2017