Grey: Hey Dex, how about if I redecorated your house while you weren't home?
Dex: Could you please? I'm so sick of my parents' old furniture.
Grey: Okay, what if I traded in your car.
Dex: How dare you. That mustang is the soul of this whole operation.

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It's your wedding day, Jenna. If you want a convict cake, I'll get you a convict cake.

Claire

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Dex: I love a story with a happy ending.
Tookie: No, Dex, a happy beginning.

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Scott: You should get a tattoo, it's cathartic, the pain. It's classy.
Dex: Yeah, and then you're walking around with a memory of a corpse etched on your body, I mean forever.
Scott: It's gonna be there, no matter if you can see it or not.

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Dex: Hey, um, you remember that hit and run case from last year, Dalia Montgomery.
Hoffman: My case the one we talked about two days ago? I don't have Alzheimer's.

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