You’re not the only one who has dated someone bendy.

Sam

That's your third unanswered voicemail. Did you ever think maybe he's not that into you?

Sam

It’s Scooby-Doo time, douchebag. Take off the mask. I know you’re not Thinman. You’re just a me-me.

Ed

Okay, uh, look Snooki. Can I call you Snooki?

Sam

Wait a second. Did he drunk dial you?

Sam

You crashed the Jenga tower of our life.

Harry

Oh, come on, Dean. This is the object of your quest! Tell me Henry Winchester's grandson isn't curious to see if it works.

Magnus

I guess we didn’t know everything we thought we did at 16.

Dean

Sam: Dean, thank you... for always being there. For always having my back. I know it hasn’t always been easy.
Dean: I don't know what the hell you're talking about.

Dragons? Those are a thing?

Jody

I guess because every woman I've ever had relations with... it hasn't ended well.

Sam

What makes a story work? It is the plot, the characters, the text? The subtext? And who gives a story meaning? Is it the writer? Or you? Tonight, I thought I would tell you a little story and let you decide.

Metatron

Supernatural Quotes

Why do they call this place The Empty? It's full. It's full of sorrow and despair playing over and over again of angels and demons dreaming about their regrets. Forever.

Ruby

Weird, creepy, off-the-grid "Children of the Corn" people? Yeah, I’m in.

Dean