Dean: And the Enochian exorcism?
Castiel: Fake. It actually means, "You, um, breed with the mouth of a goat." It's funnier in Enochian.

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Castiel: This creature has the power to take a human's form, read minds. Book of Revelations call her the "Whore of Babylon."
Dean: Well, that's catchy.

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Sam: What's wrong with you? Are you... drunk?
Castiel: No! Yes.
Sam: What the hell happened to you.
Castiel: I found a liquor store.
Sam: And?
Castiel: I drank it.

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Dean: 'Course, that's if you can get past the velvet rope. Must be nice--being chosen.
Leah: Well, Dean... you're chosen.
Dean: More like cursed.

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No drinking, no gambling, no pre-marital sex. Dean, they basically just outlawed 90% of your personality.

Sam

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