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Sam: Oh, d-dude... that's not what I think it is, is it?
Dean: I got bored. That nurse was hot.
Sam: You know you can go blind from that, too.
Dean: Yeah, everything Jesse believes comes true. He thinks the Tooth Fairy looks like Belushi, uh, joy buzzers really shock people, boom that's what happens.
Sam: Yeah, but convince him that joy buzzers don't actually work and they go from killer machines back into crap toys.
Dean: Probably doesn't even know he's doing it. How is he doing it?
Sam: Dude, what the hell?
Dean: I had a hunch I went with it.
Sam: You risked my ass on a hunch?
Dean: You're fine. Besides now we know who's turning this town into Willy Wonka's worst nightmare.
I'm Agent Bonham, this is Agent Copeland.
Dean
Dean: Not a word.
Sam: Dude, you just got whaled on by Paris Hilton.
Dean: Let me get this straight. Your, uh, ultimate hero was not only a short man in diapers, but he was a fruitarian.
Sam: That's not the point.
Dean: That is good. Even for you, that is good
Dean: Is that Gandhi?
Sam: Yeah!
Dean: Dude, he's squirelly.
Dean: Dude, he's short.
Sam: Hey, Gandhi was a great man.
Dean: For a Smurf.
Just when you thought you were out, they pull you back in, huh, Sammy?
Dean
Okay, so what, angels got their hands on some DeLoreans?
Dean
Sam: Thank you. Really. Thank you. I won't let you down.
Dean: Oh, I know it. I mean, you are the second-best hunter on the planet
Dean: I know what you are.
Lucifer/Sam: What am I?
Dean: You're the same thing, only bigger. The same brand of cockroach I've been squashing my whole life--an ugly, evil, belly-to-the-ground, supernatural piece of crap. The only difference between them and you is the size of your ego.
Lucifer/Sam: I like you, Dean.
