Pull my finger.

Castiel

Dean: What's that?
Sam: He's Kevin Tran. He's uh, advanced placement.

This one goes out to all the ladies.

Dean

Dean: Does that sound like somebody saying "No. Wait. Stop" to you?
Sam: Yeah.
Dean: Oh well.

She's kind of like the little sister I never wanted.

Dean

Did we just steal a hunk of red clay?

Sam

Ok. Doesn't mean I have to be happy about sending in Veronica Mars.

Dean

Ok. Let's Yoda this.

Bobby

Your password is "winning" with two "1's"? Fail.

Charlie

Dean: You're gonna flirt your way past.
Charlie: I can't. He's not my type.
Dean: You're gonna have to play through that.
Charlie: As in he's not a girl.
Dean: Oh. Oh. Pretend he has boobs.

You go, Dumbledork.

Dean

Perfect. It's in the middle of the Death Star.

Dean

Supernatural Season 7 Quotes

We all saw him. No beard. No robe. He was young and, and, sexy.

Woman on TV

You're wrong. I am utterly indifferent to sexual orientation. On the other hand, I cannot abide hypocrites like you, Reverend. Tell your flock where your genitals have been before you speak for me.

Castiel