I saw what humanity did to you. Like it not, there’s still a little part of you that’s not a douche.

Sam

Undo your buttons. That's far enough, Tony Manero

Dean

I am pretty sure she's not a reaper intent on killing me. And she's asked asked me out. Going on dates, that's something that humans do, right?

Castiel

Do you have any idea how hard it was when I fell to Earth? I didn't just lose my powers. I lost everything.

Castiel

Oh, screw the sharktopus. You're my main course.

Chef Leo

Dean: Oh, are you kidding me? Dick move, pigeon!
Pigeon: Screw you asshat!

Always knew we'd find the source of all evil in a vegan bakery.

Dean

All right, one more doggy pun and I'm gonna have your nuts clipped.

Dean

You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people. And douchebags.

Dean

Ding dong, bitches!

Charlie

Your new house guest, so misunderstood.

Crowley

Saving people, hunting things, the family business? I am down. But... I was raised on Tolkien, man. I mean, where is all this? Where are my White Walkers and my volcano and magic ring to throw in the damn thing?

Charlie