We are essential. Customers are like sheep looking for guidance. Without leaders, sheep start to eat each other. So unless one of us leads, this place is gonna be littered in haggis from here to Sunday.

Dina

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• Added: October 21, 2020

Attention shoppers, we ask that you please not physically wrestle things from your fellow customers. There's a highly contractable virus out there that our country does not have a hold of. None of y'all are listening, huh? Alright, enjoy the apocalypse!

Garrett

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• Added: October 21, 2020

Amy: Looks like the sheep are starting to eat each other.
Jonah: Do sheep eat each other?
Amy: Isn't that what haggis is? I don't know, Dina said something.

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• Added: October 21, 2020

You're in an impossible situation. We all are. And I don't know; something has to change.

Jonah

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• Added: October 21, 2020

Hey, uh, I know you're probably busy, but a customer just bought us some beer, and we are celebrating. Or numbing the pain, I can't really tell which.

Jonah

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• Added: October 21, 2020