Jonah: Well, why didn't you say anything?
Garrett: Because why bring something up just to make your friend feel bad?

• Permalink: Because why bring something up just to make your friend feel bad?
• Added: February 11, 2021

Dina: Look, you're like the old paper coupons. You're kind of a nuisance, but arguably served a purpose, and now you're useless but...
Glenn: But?
Dina: Oh! Carrot Cake Oreos are back. That's fun

• Permalink: Look, you're like the old paper coupons.
• Added: February 11, 2021

Well, I'd rather be a nobody than a couple of Impossible Burgers, 'cause all I'm seeing here is some imitation beef!

Sayid

• Permalink: 'Cause all I'm seeing here is some imitation beef!
• Added: February 11, 2021

Jonah: Okay, fine, but I'm not gonna apologize for caring, okay? You're an important person in my life, Garrett. A lot of men are scared to say things like that, but not me. I'll tell you exactly how much you mean to me to your face.
Garrett: Please don't.

• Permalink: A lot of men are scared to say things like that, but not me.
• Added: February 11, 2021

Dina: Effective immediately, there will be no more talk about conspiracy theories.
Jonah: Well, there goes my afternoon.

• Permalink: There will be no more talk about conspiracy theories. Well, there goes my afternoon.
• Added: February 11, 2021

Now you're listening to Marcus and Sandra? You guys are like the three stooges if Curly was Hawaiian. Well, actually, I don't know for a fact that he wasn't.

Dina

• Permalink: You guys are like the three stooges if Curly was Hawaiian.
• Added: February 11, 2021

Jonah: You remember his fucking credit card number?!
Garrett: It's on the receipt.
Jonah: That... makes sense.

• Permalink: You remember his fucking credit card number?! It's on the receipt.
• Added: February 11, 2021

No more Gary. No more heaven; just more computers and demons!

Glenn

• Permalink: No more Gary. No more heaven; just more computers and demons!
• Added: February 11, 2021

Dina: Zephra's asking that we no longer use the term "heavenly day."
Glenn: What?!
Dina: Yeah, there was a memo. They feel it's a little loaded.
Glenn: Yeah. Yeah, it's loaded. With kindness! It's the same thing as saying, "Have a nice day," or "Have a good day!"
Dina: Great. Then say one of those instead.
Glenn: To the customers?! I might as well give them the middle finger!

• Permalink: Then say one of those instead. To the customers?! I might as well give them the middle finger!
• Added: February 11, 2021

Dina: Now, we've noticed some of your masks are getting dingy; Cheyenne will be handing out new protective equipment.
Mateo: Based on her history, I wouldn't trust Cheyenne with protection.
Cheyenne: I may be a teen mom, but at least I don't look like someone put a Pixar character into a microwave.
Mateo: Well, you'd be DreamWorks, bitch.

• Permalink: Well, you'd be DreamWorks, bitch.
• Added: February 11, 2021

Jonah: Well, there is this Chinese place that I've been wanting to try.
Glenn: Absolutely. They have plain white rice, though, right?
Jonah: They do.
Glenn: Then absolutely!

• Permalink: They have plain white rice, though, right? They do. Then absolutely!
• Added: February 04, 2021

You were just being friendly, and I'm like this heteronormative bowl in a lesbian china shop.

Jonah

• Permalink: You were just being friendly, and I'm like this heteronormative bowl in a lesbian china shop.
• Added: February 04, 2021