The Amazing Race
Wednesdays 8:00 PM on CBSFavorite The Amazing Race Quotes
People who ride bicycles are smart. It's a general rule.
Jordan
Ralph is one of my few boyfriends that have not cross-dressed.
Vanessa
I'm surrounded by ninjas.
Brook
Oh, I wish I could juggle on a ball!
Mallory
I am handling it. Obviously. I'm the one standing here, not you.
Caite (to Brandi)
I'm just so proud I haven't soiled myself.
Connor
Jonathan: Having fun in there?
Connor: I'm pitching a tent.
I have your poop and potatoes.
Kevin
Whose life could use a splash of color?!? Ahhhh, that's me!
Jordan (Pious)
People pay thousands of dollars for the tour we did today. We did it for free, in a Mercedes.
Jet and Cord
I'm not gonna be quitting my day job to be a Ghanaian sunglasses seller.
Kat
Ladies get their way. Bitches don't.
Brent