People who ride bicycles are smart. It's a general rule.

Jordan

Oh, I wish I could juggle on a ball!

Mallory

I'm surrounded by ninjas.

Brook

Ralph is one of my few boyfriends that have not cross-dressed.

Vanessa

I am handling it. Obviously. I'm the one standing here, not you.

Caite (to Brandi)

Dudes can't dance like chicks, it just can't happen.

Art

I have your poop and potatoes.

Kevin

I'm just so proud I haven't soiled myself.

Connor

You have no common sense in your whole body. - Nick, angry after Vicki helped Brooke and Claire.

Justin: The good thing about being on the top bunk of a triple decker is-
Zev: Less chance for murder.
Justin: I feel like any murder would happen on the bottom bunk or the middle bunk.

We are Kentucky boys. We ain't no Las Vegas dancers!

Bopper

Rachel: What happened to going to Boliva?
Brendon: You mean Bavaria.