People who ride bicycles are smart. It's a general rule.

Jordan

Oh, I wish I could juggle on a ball!

Mallory

I'm surrounded by ninjas.

Brook

Ralph is one of my few boyfriends that have not cross-dressed.

Vanessa

I am handling it. Obviously. I'm the one standing here, not you.

Caite (to Brandi)

I have your poop and potatoes.

Kevin

Rachel looked like the cheerleader who didn't make the cheerleading team but kept trying.

Art

I'm gonna charge through it like a spidermonkey.

Brook

Whose life could use a splash of color?!? Ahhhh, that's me!

Jordan (Pious)

From now on, that's how you drive.

Marcus

I'm just so proud I haven't soiled myself.

Connor

Oh, lordy, I know how you feel Big Easy.

Marcus