If he jumped out of your trash can, he'd scare you half to death

Jet (referring to He Pingping)

It's like communicating with Martians.

Michael

Mike and Louie's cab stayed with us, so it is like the blind leading the blind.

Dan

I'm flipping out that I'm the last girl standing.

Caite

Dan: I hate him just as much now as I did before.
Jordan: I love him just a little bit more now because he's making my dream come true.

The closest thing to a music instrument we play is a radio.

Jet

Get a good long shot of that bitchy mug.

Carol

Who's ready to add some stress to their day? That's me.

Jet

She's on You Tube for a reason.

Brandi (referring to Caite)

They U-Turned us because you're prettier than she is.

Carol

I could have run this race with anyone else, it never would have been the experience I'm having with my brother.

Jordan

I'm the man.

Jordan