I'm just surprised I didn't pee myself.

Jordan

If you fall and die, I love you.

Dan

Maybe now is not a good time to tell you that I just discovered I have an intense fear of heights.

Jordan

Cord: How good are you at the drum, Jet?"
Jet: Not very good.

Ladies get their way. Bitches don't.

Brent

I think the ghost riders are back in the saddle again.

Cord

Quitting is not for me.

Dan

Everyone and their mother from Malaysia is turning into this parking lot right now.

Dan

[Phil] you should play poker when you're done, you're good at this.

Jet

Whose life could use a splash of color?!? Ahhhh, that's me!

Jordan (Pious)

Come on, Caite, you coconut smashing fool!

Michael

There ain't a person on this Penang island who can break coconuts faster than Jet can.

Cord