The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 3: "The Bachelor Party Corrosion" Quotes
Amy got her ears pierced, she broke up with Sheldon, and she made us eat penis cookies.Penny
If there was a hidden compartment, don't you think you'd be stuffed in it by now?Leonard
Howard: I bet he picked up a lot of cute grad students in this bad boy.
Sheldon: And talked about physics with them!
It's bad enough I'm being taken against my will. I don't see why it has to be in some hippie's mobile sex dungeon.Sheldon
Boy if my mom could see me now, she'd lock me in the sin closet.Amy