Sheldon: Do you know what else I love about you? Your handwriting is impeccable!
Stuart: Thank you for noticing!
Sheldon: I mean it. I mean, it's like you have the soul of a label-maker.

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I've been babysitting him way longer than you have.

Raj

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Howard: There's a baby in there!
Bernadette: Oh yeah, that's where I put it.

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I hope it's not a West Coast party, because according to the man on the radio, a West Coast party don't stop.

Sheldon

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You'll have nerds fawning all over you. If you don't love that, this marriage is in trouble.

Leonard

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