The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSThe Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3: "The Gothowitz Deviation" Quotes
Leonard: I'm just saying, you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
Sheldon: You catch even more with manure, what's your point?
Raj: When we tell the story, let's end it differently
Wolowitz: What are you thinking? A big musical number?
Interesting. Sex works even better than chocolate to modify behavior. I wonder if anyone else has stumbled onto that
Sheldon
Sheldon: Leonard, you can't train my girlfriend like a lab rat
Leonard: Actually, it turns out I can
Sheldon: Well you shouldn't
Yes, she's pushy, and yes, he's whipped, but that's not the expression
Wolowitz [to Raj]
They're called tattoo sleeves. I bought them online. Raj got a set too. Put them on, have sex with some freaky girl with her business pierced and I can take them off and still be buried in a Jewish cemetery
Wolowitz
Penny: I give up, he's impossible
Sheldon: I can't be impossible, I exist. I believe what you meant to say is, "I give up, he's improbable."
Penny: I'll tell you what, next french toast day, I'll make you oatmeal
Sheldon: Good lord, are you still gonna be here next french toast day?
Oh man, did the KISS Army repeal "Don't Ask, Don't Tell?"
Penny [after seeing Wolowitz in his goth outfit]
