The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSThe Big Bang Theory Season 9 Quotes
Hey! I was humming. One point for Hufflepuff.
Sheldon
Amy, I excel at many things, but getting over you wasn't one of them.
Sheldon
Just because you have that accent doesn't mean what you say isn't stupid.
Howard
Howard: Wipe that smug smile off your face.
Bernadette: I can't.
If there were a list of things that make me more comfortable, a list would be at the top of that list.
Sheldon
How many grown ups do you know with Mr. Spock oven mitts?
Leonard
Excuse me, no one does a better job at pretending to be a person than I do. Siri comes close, but I know more jokes.
Sheldon
Amy: Some people think the sexiest organ is the brain.
Penny: No one ever bought me drinks at a bar because my brain just popped out of my shirt.
You eat it. You're married. It doesn't matter what you look like.
Sheldon
He's having a rough time. Amy broke his heart. The DVR cut off the last minute of Dr. Who. That crow followed him home.
Leonard
I admire your father's work. It's not every day that I get to meet someone who's life journey began in my hero's scrotum.
Sheldon
This is a documentary about Mr. Spock. I'm sure if there is nudity it will be tasteful.
Sheldon
