Justin: Listen, can we give this a shot, Simon? I love you.
Simon: You do. Since when?
Justin: When does that matter right now?
Simon: I just feel like everybody would like to know the details of the timeline.
Justin: Since the rooftop at the hotel in Chicago. You were standing there with that big neon sign behind you. We were practicing that dance. You looked so hot. And you totally had my back, and that was great.
Simon: I love you, too.
Justin: Well then we shouldn't break up.
Simon: God, whose stupid idea was that?

The Big Leap Season 1 Episode 11 Quotes

Brittney: What did I do to deserve this, you know?
Nick: What do you think you did?
Brittney: Well, lots of stuff.

It was shaping up to be a tornado of diarrhea. Category five.